comfort me you piece of shit

dajo42:

dajo42:

dajo42:

the new d&d sidekick mechanic is so fucking funny

any monster of cr1 or lower can be your friend who is either a warrior, expert or spellcaster

like yeah hey this is my literal fucking lion he knows vicious mockery and loves me

whats up my names meginara the tiefling warlock and this is my awakened shrub who can pick fucking locks

hey guys you remember that boy king we freed from bandits and subsequently befriended? well i thought our team could use more damage so i taught him how to use a battleaxe. yes i know hes seven. its perfectly legal. hes the king and he says so

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lostsometime:

Is it possible that affecting an exaggerated voice of some kind is just Elf Culture in the world of the adventure zone?  because it seems like it’s not just taako. when the boys meet elves, talking in a natural register is the exception, not the rule.

with lup, it could just be “oh that’s a family trait,” but Magic Brian, Edward, and Lydia all have very similar vocal patterns. And Jenkins, who I almost forgot was also an elf until I relistened, has a different but equally ridiculous voice.

all i’m saying is, maybe taako wasn’t goofing when he said he was glad to hear magic brian “talk normally”

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fungoidfred:

fungoidfred:

i fucking love this thumbnail

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trustmeimageographer:

championoftheravenqueen:

championoftheravenqueen:

I just realize that the Underdark in D&D is basically Australia. It’s full of deadly monsters and people were banished there as a punishment and now they justs live there.

HOLY SHIT IT’S DOWN UNDER! how the fuck did I miss that

All Drow now must have Aussie accents

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a-dot-hamiltrash-in-the-tardis:

sixpenceee:

Meet the Bushveld Rain Frog (breviceps adspersus). Rather than swim, as most frogs do, they inflate their bodies and float.

He looks like a powdered doughnut.

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gaypeopletwitter:

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ahoraconmascabra:

sixpenceee:

‘Baphomet Barbie’ by Argentinian artists Marianela Perelli and Pool Paolini.

Originally posted by xinstant-deathx

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sombers:

sixpenceee:

This wax woman embedded with candle wicks was made by A.F.Vandevorst for the Arnhem Mode Biennale 2011.

god that’s a mood

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m00-scharfschutzen:

anarcho-kaibaism:

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

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bisexualowain:

bisexualowain:

bisexualowain:

bisexualowain:

bisexualowain:

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yells-at-cats:

haters will hear me scuttling inside their walls

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kanjiklubb:

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